What?!?! Only $10 and it retails for $1999.99? That's a savings of $1989.99! Incredible!
Ok...we're obviously joking but this shirt will make your guitar tone so amazing you will wonder why you don't own 50 of these shirts. Your sound will be bigger and bolder and you will look hotter than John Stamos all while you are slaying major guitar riffs in your bedroom. The ladies will all want you, and all the dudes will want you as well. This shirt is guaranteed to improve your tone tenfold when wearing this shirt...I promise.
Fine...maybe this shirt can't do all those things for you, but I can't say that it won't exactly do all those things for you either.
Maybe. Maybe not.